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© Jackie Fenton
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© Jackie Fenton
_ _ / \O/ \ " _ _ / \O/ \ " ______ /\ ~~~~~~~~~(__\/__)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/~~\~~~~~~~~~/\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ o /{ }\ ,,___,~~~~""' `"""""""' `~~~~.__ o o /} \{_xx_}/ <, ~@ ``~~.__/ } o \ c `vvvvvvvv, )))) o __ ( ( .7 ^^^^^^" ___.~~'' \ } o ~" `~~~~~~~~\ )~~~~~~~~''''' o \} o \_/ o o O< --- o ---- >O (\ ---- >O o >jf:-) o (/ o O< --- ---- >O O< ---- ---- >O Roll practice for sea kayakers... or... How to guarantee a 360 every time. jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
\ / | \ / \ | / __ ___ / __( ( )_ _( )___ \ | / _( ( ) __ _( )__ _( _( ) ______ ( ) ( ( )_ ( ( )__ __( ( ) _________ _( ______( ) _( ( ) (___ _ ___) ( ) / | (_______ ( _ _ ) | \ (_____ __ _(_ _ _ ) / \ ,/7_ | \ _ _ / _`, / \O/ \ (.)\7 \|_ | \ " 0 /^~' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` `~ '~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ``,''~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ );( sss ~~'' ~ ``~~~ S( )S ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ___ {|||} ___ (___>========@V{___}V@========<___) ( ^ ) ~~~(\~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ >jf:-) ~~~~~~~~~ (/ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
__ ___ __( ( )_ _______ _( )___ _( ( ) __ _( )__ _( _( ) _____ ______( ) ( ( )_ ____( ( )__ __( ( ) ___________( ______( ) _( ( ) ______ _ (___ _ ___) ( ____ __ ) / ____________ (_______ __ __ ( _ _ ) /_ _______ _____(_____ __ _(_ _ _ ) / /_ /_ / / /_ / / ~~~%%~%%%~~~%%%~~%%~~%%~%%~~~~~%%%%%~~%%~~%%%%~~~~~%%%%%~~~~~%%%%~~~ ~~%%%%~~ ~~~~%% ~%%~~%%~~ ~~~%%%%%~~~~~~ ~~~%%%%%~~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~~%%~%%~~%%%~ n_ ~~ ~~%%%~%%~~ ~~~~ ~%%~ ~~~~%%jf%~~~~ %%% ( ) ~%%~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~%%~ ~~~~~~ ___~%%~~~~ {|||} ~~~ ___~~~%%%%~~~~~ ~~~%%%%~ (___>========@V{___}V@========<___) ~~ ~ ~~~%%% ~%%%%%~~~ ~ ( ^ ) ~~%%%%~~ ~~~~~~ ~~%%%~~~%%%~~%%%~~~~ ~~~~~~ %% ~~%%%%%~~~ ~~ ~%%%~ ~~%%%~~~~~ ~~%%%%~~ ~%%~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
_L, The Pelican |a | / T|| / ||| /___// \ / \ A wonderful bird is the pelican || \ His bill will hold more than his belican || \_ He can take in his beak \\_\_\_\/ Enough food for a week, ,_|_, But I'm darned if I know how the helican | | |@ | - Dixon Merritt, The Pelican | | ~~~ ~|jf| ~ ~~ ~ ~%%~ ~%%~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Canoeist being swallowed by mysterious river monster.... ( ) ( ) @ , ( ) _/\_/\_/\_ , ( ) _(\_/\_/\_/\/\_ ___ , @ ( ) _(\_\_/\_/\_\_\_ \_//__ , , ( ) _(\_/((((((((((\_\_\_\_//__, ( ) _(\_/________<<<((((\_\_\_//_/__ ( ) _,~~~(\_/'/ ((|)) \__<<(((\_\_\_\_/_/__ , (@)))<<<< ~~~>> <<<(\__<((\_\_\_/_/__/__@ , , SSSSsssSSScccccccc <<<<(((\ @ \_\_\_\_/_/_ @ , `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ <<, ( , @ \_\_\_/_/_/, @ , `VVVVVVVVVVVVVV\/\ @ , ( @_\_\_\ @, , , , \ , , ( @ ,\_\_\@ , w w /\/ ( @ ( @ @@ ,) \O/ ( ( @@ ( @ , @) ~~~ ~~ ~ ~~ /\________(.)________@ ( @ @ @aa @ @a ) ~~ ~~ ~~~ \ ( @( @a(@ ) jf:-) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~,~~,~~~~~( @@@~~ ( ( @@ ) ) ) a@ ) ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ( @( @@@@ ( ~~~~~( @@~~~( )~~~~~~~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Paddling Espiritu Santo Bay, Texas, with friends... ,/7_ ,/7_ ,/7_ / _`, / _`, / _`, (.)\7 \|_, (.)\7 \|_, (.)\7 \|_, 0 /^~' 0 /^~' 0 /^~' ` ` ' ` ` ' ` ` ' ``,'' ``,'' ``,'' );( );( );( ~~~~~~~~~~~'' ~ ``~~~~~~~~~~'' ~ ``~~~~~~~~~~'' ~ ``~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ sss ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ S( )S ~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ___ {|||} ___ ~ ~~ ~ (___>========@V{___}V@========<___) ~ ~ ~~ ~~ ( ^ ) ~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~ ~(\ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >jf:-) ~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~ (/ ~ ~ jf:-)
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Yaking the surf zone.... awww, whaddya worried 'bout, it's only two feet tall... / @ @@@@@@@@@ &'",o @ @@@ @@@ @@@ @ @@``` (@__C @@ @@@ @@@@@@ ```~. [x|||x] ____ @@@ @@ @@@ `~. @V[ _x__]V@========<____) @ @@@ @@@@@@@ `` ( ^ ) @@ @@@ @@ ~~~ `~ @@ @@@ @@ @ \ @@@@ @@ @ @ @@ \ @@@@@ @@@@ @ @@@ \ @@@@@ @@@@@@ @ @ @@@ \ @@@ @ @@ @@ @@ o \ @@@@@@ ) \ / \ / o \ / o o \ / o \ / o \ / o o \ / (\ \ uh oh / >jf:-) \ ,.o., / (/ \ d O b / o \ _\ /_ / o ____ \ [x|||x] / ____ (____>========@V[ _x_ ]V@========<____) o \ ( ^ ) / `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' o /\ / \._____,/\ ,,___,~~~~' `~~~~.. /} o <, ~@ ```~~.__/ } `vvvvvvvv, )))) o __ ( o o ^^^^^^" ____.~~~'' \ } `~~~~~~~~\ )~~~~~~''' o \} o \_/ o o o jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
nnnooOOOOo you overgrOWN GUPPY! When I say "SIT!", I DON't mEAn oN the KAYAK!! /\ _ _ / \_ / \Q/ \ ,,___,~~~~"""' `, " <, ~@ `\_ `vvvvvvvv, )))) / ,- ^^^^^^" \ , / / `~~~~~~, \ ) | ({} / / ,) \_/ / // /' ,/ / // / / y'",o / | (@_ C_____/ | ___/_/_(-----,} \ ( ^ ) / ~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~/~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ `, ( /} / o `-__ \/ } ,/ o o o ) / / / o o / ( / / o '~'' `' o (\ o o --- >jf:-) O< --- (/ o --- >O O< ----- ---- >O o o o O< --- ---- >O jf:-)
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The following was about a discussion on kayaking during a hurricane... SKYAKING ! ! ) \ _____ \ _____ <@ ,' (\ ( ______ _______<&_________ , \\ / `--------\-------' ' ' \\ / ,' , , \ __ \\ @> ___ ) __( ( )\\&> _( )___ _( ( )/__ _( )__ _( _( ) ( ) ( ( )_ ____( ( )__ __( ( ) ___________( ______( ) _( ( ) ______ _ (___ _ ___) ( ) / / / (_______ ( _ _ ) / / _______ _____(_____ __ _(_ _ _ ) / / / // / / / / / / // / / / / / / / / / / / / / ,,@@@& ' ,,@@@& ,,@jf& ,,@@@& / @&& ' / @&& / @&& / @&& / @&& / @&& / @&& / @&& / ( / ( / ( / ( ~' ``~~~~~'' ``~~~~~~'' ``~~~~~~~'' ``~~~~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Fishing from a kayak.... ___ / `. _ _ / `. / \0/ \ / `. " / `. / `. / `. ___ _____ ` ` O_ / `. _ __ ____` o o``__\_\/_____ `, /\`. ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~o`~o`o~~~~~~~~~~~'~~~~~~~~~~/\~~~~~~/~~\~`.~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ {\ __.~~' `~~~~' `~~.~,__,, ____ __ o __ o ___ { \__.~~''' `.@~ ,> o ______ ___ __ ) __ (((( ,vvvvvjfv' __ ____ _____ __ { / `~~.____ '^^^^^^ o {/ ```~~~~~( /~~~~~~~~' o \_/ jf:-)
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Upon a discussion about increased safety in sleeping in a kayak as opposed to camping on the beach among party goers.... @@@@ z @@@@@@@@@ z @@@@@jf@@ ```\ z @@@@@@@ \ z @@@@@@@ \ Z @@@ ) \ z / \ z / \ Z / \ zz / \ _z_ / \ ( ^ ) / \ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' jf:-)
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Kayaking on a windy, sunny day... \ / | \ / \ | / __ ___ / __( ( )_ _____ __ _( )___ \ | / _( ( ) __ __ ________ _( )__ _( _( ) ______ ( ) ( ( )_ ______ ( ( )__ __( ( ) _______ _( ______( ) _( ( ) ______ (___ _ ___) ( ) / | (_______ ( _ _ ) _______ ____ _______ ___ \ (_____ __ _(_ _ _ ) / \ / | \ /\O/\ / | \ " ~~~%%~%%%~~~%%%~~%%~~%%~%%~~~~~%%%%%~~%%~~%%%%~~~~~%%%%%~~~~~%%%%~~~ ~~%jf%~~ ~~~~%% ~%%~~%%~ ~~~%%%%%~~~~~~ ~~~%%%%%~~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~~%%~%%~~%%%~ (n_ ~~ ~~%%%~%%~~ ~~~~ ~%%~ ~~~~%%%%%~~~~ %%% ( ) ~%%~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~%%~ ~~~~~~ ___~~%~%~~ {|||} ~~%%~~___ ~~~%%%%~~~~~ ~~~%%%%~ (___>========@V{___}V@========<___) ~~~ ~~~%%%%%%~~~ ~ ( ^ ) ~~%%%%~~ ~~~~~~ ~~%%%~~~%%%~~%%%~~~~ ~~~~~~ %% ~~%%%%%~~~ ~~ ~%%%~ ~~%%%~~~~~ ~~%%%%~~ ~%%~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Sea kayaking piratess with pal, Al ____ ____ (____>==========@)=========(@==========<____) \\ // /\ \\ /Y\ // / \ \\/.o.\// / \ s\( O )/s _ / \ / \ sS[x`:'x]Ss \\/\ jf:-) \ (\ 'S[__|__]S` V| \ / \ / ____\\___,____, ''\___/`` /`/ \ / `---'XE__-____3 _ _ _ /_ \ _ _ _ _ /` | \ / _/###\/(0)\_/^\/^\/^\/^\/`V^\/^\/^\/^\/`- / )/ / ~~ ~~ \-- _ _- - ( / -- -_-_ - \ -| ~ ~~~ \ ~ ~ \// ( - )/ / \)/ / ( - ) / /~~ ~ \ ~ ~ A/ /\/\/\ ~~ |) ~ /\/\/\ ~~ ~ ~~~ ~~~ \ ~ ~ A/ ~~~~ ~~ " ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~ ( @ @ )/ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ AwwwA// ~~~~~~~~~~~ `----' jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Sea Kayaking pirate confronts reckless, oncoming powerboaters... EEEEEEeeeKK! It's one DUCK, Ethel! Ah thank he's of those sea kayaker pirates!! got one o' them thar flars! QUICK, Homer!!! Les git outa TURN the BOAT!!! HEEEEEEeeeeerr...!!! wWWw ,, ___m__oo__m__m__oo__m__ ( ) \ / ,*************************, ( | ) , , , , \ | / , \ | / @ , @ @ \ | / , , , @ , @ \ | / , , @ , @ , , @\ | / @ , , a@ @@ @\ | /@@ @@ @@ a@ @a a@ \@ a @| @@ @ / @aa @aa @ @ , a@ @a@ @a @ @ @@ @@a @ @aa , @@ jf:-) @a a @a /\ , , @ a@ ~~~~~@ @a / \ @a @a@a @~~~~~~~~~~ , , / \ /\ a@ @a@ , / c*8) \ @ \ / \/ \ ~~~ ~~~~~ \ / \ d ~~~~~~ \ / \ cD_ | d/ \ ( ) / ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ {~~~} ssss========@\/{___}===========ssss ( ^ ) ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Shark accidentally swallows a human... (ooops 8-} o o o o o o o /\ o o /\ / \ o buurrrrrp o {\ __.~~~' `~~' `~~~,__,, { \__.~~''' (x\ ) __ (((( /~vv_) o { / `~~.____ _,,) {/ ```~~~~~( /~~~~~ o o o \_/ o o o ---- >O /\ o ,,___,~~~' `~~'~~~.__ o /} Hey Roe! Looks like <, ~@ ```~~.__/ } o Gill just swallowed `vvvvvvvv )))) __ ( one of those yuky ^^^^^^ __.~~' \ } o o humans! `~~~~~~~\_)~~~~~''' \} o o o o /\ o o o / \ /\ o o ,,___,~~~~""' `""""""' `~~~~.__ /} o o o <, ~@ ``~~.__/ } o o `vvvvvvvv, )))) o __ ( o o ^^^^^^" ___.~~~'' \ } o o `~~~~~~~~\ )~~~~~~~~'''' o \} (\ o o \_/ o o --->jf:-) (/ o O< --- o o ---- >O O< ----- ---- >OA jf:-)
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Upon a discussion about attractive women who ride on the bow of big cruisers and some readers' silly accusations of "questionable" morals of said women who do so.... Bow ornaments... _ _ _ _ _ \\ / \0/ \ / \0/ \ \\ " ========= " `\ |\ __ ~s~ssSs,\, // | \ _ __ _ ~s~s`s ..)/{) | \ ~s~`s~` _v)/ \ // | \ _ __ _ [(\_]___\ / ' | \ [`------+) / | \ \----------------------'--`-----\-------------/ _______|______\_______`_______________________________\__________ ' /\ / \ B A Y C R U I S E R / \\ / \\ / ` / / / ` / ` ` ` / ' ' ` @ ` ( @ ( @ ) ' ) ' ) @ ( @ @ ) ) ) ) ) ( @ @( @ @) @ ' ) _ _ ( @ ( ( @) ) @ __ ( ( @ ) __ _ _ ( @ @ jf:-) ) @ ) ' ( ( @ @ ) ) )' ~~~~~~~ ~ ~ ~ ) ) @ ) jf:-)
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Upon a discussion about the fact that no sharks were ever seen in any lakes. IS that a sea kayaker, or.... isn't it? _ _ _ _ _ \\ / \0/ \ / \0/ \ \\ " " `\ ,sSSs,\, ,sSS..)/{) sSSS_v)/ \ sSS[(\_]___\ 'sS[`------+) |\----------------------'--`-----\------------') ~~~~~~~ |~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~\~ ~~~~ ~@~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ o ) __ (((( \\,vvvvvvvv' o o { / `~~.____ \\^^^^^ o {/ ```~~~~~~~~~~( /~~~~~~~~' o o \_/ O< --- o ---- >O O< ----- ---- >O O< ---- (\ --- >O O<-- O< ----- --->jf:-) ---- >O o o (/ o jf:-)
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Kayaking during duck hunting season...... * ' _ _ _ _ ' / \O/ \ / \O/ \ ' ^ ^ ^ ^ ' ' ' DUCK! HUNTERS!!! _ / _ ( / )_ ( ) / ) ( BOOM!!! ) v ( ) ) I said "duCk," y y|YV Y y not "duNk" v v v|y Yy||v v v y \ v |v|Y v v|\VjfYyY|/| v |Y|/ ___ _,_ ___ Y|||Y// V/\Y\|/Y/ |Y||v (___>======@V[___]V@======<___) \Y||/V \|\\|// \||/ _____ ( ^ ) \\|/ ~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~(__v__)~~o~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ /[ | ]\ o o \[_|_]/ o o \ c o o o o ( .7 o o ~" o o o o o jf:-) >O_, >O_, >O_, Quack Quack (__/ (__/ (__/
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Solo paddle on the bay... _ _ _ _ _ \\ / \0/ \ / \0/ \ \\ " " `\ ,sSSs,\, ,sSS..)/{) sSSS_v)/ \ sSS[(\_]___\ 'sS[_`-+---+) \----------------'---`-----\-------------') ~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~\~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ o \ o \\ o o \\ o o ` o o o o /\ o / \ /\ ,,___,~~~~' `"""""' `~~~~.. /} o <, ~@ ```~~.__/ } `vvvvvvvv, )))) o __ ( o o ^^^^^^" ____.~~~'' \ } (\ `~~~~~~~~\ )~~~~~~''' o \} --->jf:-) o \_/ o o (/ o o jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Christmas Greeting * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ,/7_ ,/7_ ,/7_ O / _`, / _`, / _`, / \ __ (.)\) \|_ (.)\) \|_ (.)\) \|_ ooooo _( \ 0 /^~' 0 /^~' 0 /^~' {..`} ( _) ' ' ' { o }} ( ) ` ` ' ` ` ' ` ` '--------@-@__ )/ jf:-) ___(:____\_______) ' )( ` ' )( ` ' )( ` ( ) ~~~~~~~'' ``~~~~~~~'' ``~~~~~~~'' ``~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~@@@@@@@ ~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~ sss ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ S( )S ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ___ {|||} ___ ~ ~~ ~ (___>=======@V{___}V@=======<___) ~ ~ ~~ ~~ ( ^ ) ~ ~~~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~ ~~ ~ On Flipper, On Jumper, On Dancer, let's go! Splash away, splash away, splash away ho! jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
In a boastful discussion about who had kayaked the tallest waterfalls, Doug claims he runs waterfalls *without* his boat... so there! "Uhm, err, Doug... whaddya want me to do 'bout your boat? _/ (/",o (@__C /[x| |x] ____ _______m//[_|_|_]V@=======<____) ~~_~~~~__~ ( ^ ) ( ^ )_ ~__~~~_~~~%%~~ ~_~%%@~~ ~~~~~ ~~~)) Y Y I ~~ ___ ~~ ~ ____~_ %%~ %% ~ _~~ ))% I %% ~~___ ~~ ~ _~~ ___ _%% % %%% )_ I ~ ~~ ~~__~~~ ~~ ~~ __~~ ~~~ _~~ ~ % ))) I ~~~%%%~~__~~ ~ ~~ ~__%%~ ~~%% ))% | || |% P %%~~ || ||% ||| || P & jf:-))%% %% | || E %| | | | % | || E %% | | | | | |% E | | || %%% | | E | %% | | | | % || E % | | | %% | E | | | | | | E | | || | | | || e | %% | | || | | e | | |% || || | e | | | %%| | | || e | | | | | | %%% | | e ( ) | | | | | | || | | ,_ e ( ) % || || | | | | | \ \ e ( ) % | | | %% | || | \_\ e ( ( ( ) | %|| | | | | \ !! ( ( ) | ||| |( ) % \ ( ) ) % % || % ( ) %% )% ( ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ) ) ) ( ) ) ( ) to be continued..... for another 248 feet... jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Paddling spooky Louisiana swamps... @%@@@$$@ @@ @@ @@ @@@ss @ @$$s@$s$$s@$ s$@ @@%%@%@@ @@@%%@@$@$@@ %@ %$%$$ @@$@$ $$@@ @ @ @@ @$@ $ @@$s@ @@ @$$s@@ $$@@ @@$@$@ @ $$ @$$ $@$@ @@ @@ \\ //$$ @ @%%@ @@ @$$@ @@ s@@ @% @@ $ $ $$@$ @\\//_ @ @@@ %%@ @@@ $$s@$s$ @$@s %@@$$@@@ @$$ $@ $ \__ \@@ @@@ @@ @@@ $ $@$ $$$$ @@ $ @@@$$@$@ @@$@@ \@@ @@ @@$$ $$ @ % $ s$s$ @@ $$s@@ $$@$s@ @ @ @ @@@ @@%@$%@@ $ @$$@%@ @ $ @@ @@@@ $/@s$@ $$$ % @@ @@@ $$s@@$ @%% $ @%@ @a @$@$@ @ @@ ||_// $$@ $ %@@ @@@ @@ @ $ $$$$ @% @@jf:-)@ @@ @$$S \|| _| _/ $ @%@s%@%@ $@ @ @ @ $$ @@@ @@%@ @@@ @@% @ $s@ \ \ \/ _/ @ @%$@$@@@$$$@@@@ @ @@@@ @%%@@@ @@ @@ s$ \ %/ @ @ @ @$$@ %$$ @s$$@ @@%%@@ @ @@_ \__@@ @@ @$$@@ $@ /@ _@%@%@ @@ @@ $ @ $ @$@ @ @@ @@ $\__ $@_ @@@ %@@$$ / @ @$$@ @@$@ $$@$ @%@ $@$s $$@@@@$$$ \_$ \@ @@ $$ @$$@s / $ $@$@ $ $$$ @$ $s@$$ @@$$s$ $$s$@@@ $\_ @@$@ $ $$s (@| $$ $ $ $ @@s$ $ @$$ /s$@$@@ @@ \ $$@$ s$s | $ $ $$ $s $ $@@__@@,/\ %| $$ @@@$$j / % @ % ,,___,s$~s' @@ $ `@%@% @@ @@@ sS | @%$$@ %@ $@% <:, ~@ @$s @@@s% $@ @@@ @ %@@ @$$@$$@$$ `$v$vvvvv, $$@$ $ @@ @@@% $@@s@ @$s %@ $$% $ $ ^^^^^^" @ $ @s@@%_$ $$$| / $\$\ / $% `~$s$$s~~\ @$~~$$$s$@_ \_$ |@| $s | $ $ s$$@ $ $$@s\__ \_\ \ s@ / $$ s$@ %\ V | $\ | @ $ $ $\ | | |@% @ $ \ \ \ /@%@% | | | % % \ \_/ @ | \, (O) \_ uh oh... \ _/ | (/",o | (@__C | [x|||x] ____ __%| ======@V[__x__]V@======<____) ,.o., % _/- / ^ (___^___) d O b % -_/ __/ / \ _/'`/(|)"~--~~~--"} _\ /_ _/_// /% _ _/'`'- ,~v~V~~v~-V ____ {x|||x} /^/^____ ^ % _/'`-',_,, '~^~^~^~^; (____>======@V{ _x_ }V@======<____) ~_/'`'_,_,_,_;-'""""""' ( ^ ) ~~~ ~~ ~~~ /'`'_,_,_,_) ~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~ '~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~ ~ Awww, that's just a moss monster. Looks like a critter, but ain't really... Come help me get unstuck from this log I just run up on...... jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Paddling Baja \ / | \ / \ | / __ ___ / __( ( )_ _( )___ \ | / _( ( ) __ _( )__ _( _( ) ______ ( ) ( ( )_ ( ( )__ __( ( ) _________ _( ______( ) _( ( ) (___ _ ___) ( ) / | (_______ ( _ _ ) | \ (_____ __ _(_ _ _ ) / | \ _ _ / \O/ \ _ " ,,~'""""""""``v' \-'""""""""``~, / _, \_ \ / ,~~~~~~~~'"" ) \""`~~~~""') / | / '' ' ' / \ ~ ' ' `' `'' ' '' / \ '' ' ' ~~ ~~~~ ~ ''' ~~ ~ '~~ ' / \ ' ~~ '' ~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~ ~ %@~%@% ~%~ ' %%@%/ ` @% Y@ '' ' ~ ~~ ~ ~~%%~~~%%@~@%%%~ ~%jf:-)) )@%)~%(~%%(( (%~~%%@@%%~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~~@ ~%%~~ ~ ~~ %% %~ ~%~@@%%@@@~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~ sss ~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~ S( )S ~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ {|||} ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ssss========@V{___}V@========ssss ~ ~ ~~ ~~ ( ^ ) ~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~ ~~ ~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Following a discussion about a lost canoeist in the Okeefenokee area who could not be found after several days of intensive air and ground search and then suddenly reappears. Some locals believed he had been beamed up by space aliens. Let him go, Merk. Commander Vatik's order was to bring back an earthling of high intelligence. This is a canoeist. His primitive mode of transport indicates a low IQ. We need a jetskier... O o o o o o V o o (") o o V _I_ o o (") <\"/\ __ o o >~~[X]~~< ( ) \,/jf| o _|_____I_I________H___|___|__|_ ________/_______________________________\________ < ===O===O===O===O===O===O===O===O===O===O===O=== > \_______________________________/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | .o. | | | | d O b _)'(_ | _______________(m___m)_________________ \ Mad River jf / \___________________________________/ HEY! What about my PADDLE, you overGROWn INsects!?! jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
On a discussion about the lengthy assembly time of folding kayaks required before paddling (some of us just can't wait....) _ _ / \O/ \ " _ _ / \O/ \ " Wouldn't it be easier to paddle if you UNfolded it first? _ _ \\ \\ \\ \\ |\ `\ /| `\ | \ \ / | ,sSSs,\, \ \ {) / / ,sSS..)/{) \ \ //\/ / sSSS_o)/ \ \ Y'",o /\ / sSS[(\_]___\ \ (@_ y/__X_ 'sS[_`-+---+) \ [""[----,} \----------------'---`-----\-------------') ~~~~~~ ~ ~~\ \ / /~~~\~~~jf~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~\~ ~~~~ ~~~~~'~~ ~ ~~ ~~v ~ ~ \ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ \ ~~ ~ ~~ \ ~ \\ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~ \\ ~~ ~ \\ ~ ~~ \\ ~~~~ ~~ ` ~ ~~ ~ ` ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Self rescue in a sea kayak..... \ / | \ / \ | / __ ___ / __( ( )_ _( )___ \ | / _( ( ) __ __ _ _( )__ _( _( ) ______ ( ) ( ( )_ __ ( ( )__ __( ( ) ________ __ _( ______( ) _( ( ) ___ ___ _ __ (___ _ ___) ( ) __ ____ / | (_______ ( _ _ ) __ _ ___ | \ (_____ __ _(_ _ _ ) / \ / | \ _ _ / \O/ \ / | \ " _ // _L, // |a ) // /'T|| // /__)/ \ / | \ \_ _ __/ / \_\_\/ \\ _________________( /",o_____/____________,|______ \\ .' (`y _(@__C_ v') S O S `. ~~~ ~~ ~~~jf~ ~~ ~~~%%~~~~ \\~/[|||||]\~//~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~ ~~%%~~ ~~`~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ %~ ~~~%%%~ ~~~%% ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~ ~%% ~~ ~%% %~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~~%%~ ~~~~ ~~~~~%%%~ ~~%% ~~~%%~ ~~ ~ ~~~~ ~%%%%~ ~~~~ Well, DOn't just STaND THere, FISh bREAth! Lend me A bEAk! jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
On a discussion about the effects of a new gadget to chase sharks away by emitting electrochemical waves which requires batteries to operate and what happens if the batteries fail or run low... BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! _ _ / \0/ \ __ __ " ___ //~,*' '*, <<~\\|/,' ', |..|: ENERGIZER ; { Y} O BUNNY | _ /,`__/ ; (_)`---+)', .* \----------------'---`-------------------') ~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ o o o o Hey Gill! There's that pink rabbit! Should we grab him when his battery runs low??!! o o o /\ o o ,,___,~~~' `~~'~~~.__ o /} o <, ~@ ```~~.__/ } o `vvvvvvvv )))) __ ( o ^^^^^^ __.~~' \ } o `~~~~~~~\_)~~~~~''' \} o o o Heck, NO! That damned rabbit's been at it for OVer TEN MONTHS! I can't TAKE it any more! o Let's get him NOW! o o /\ o o o / \ /\ o o ,,___,~~~~""' `""""""' `~~~~.__ /} o o o <, ~@ ``~~.__/ } o o `vvvvvvvv, )))) o __ ( o o ^^^^^^" ___.~~~'' \ } o o `~~~~~~~~\ )~~~~~~~~'''' o \} o o \_/ o o (\ O< --- o -->jf:-) o ---- >O O< ----- (/ ---- >O jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Me and Mollie (my Westie in her rumble seat) enjoying some paddlin' time.... _ _ _ _ _ \\ / \0/ \ / \0/ \ \\ " " `\ ,sSSs,\, )\w/( ,sSS..)/{) <<..> sSSS_v)/ \ )<*> sSS[(\_]___\ <(_/_o_o_ 'sS[_`-+---+) \----+-------+-------'---`-----\-------------') ~~~~~~~ ~~jf ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~\~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ o \ o \\ o o \\ o o ` o o o o jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Going dog paddling. What to do with pooch if pooch weighs as much as a small house... _ \\ \\ _ _ `\ / \0/ \ \ " \ _/ \ (/",o /{) (@_ y// \ woof woof [ [""]___\_ __ [___`------) /` ~e-o \------------ '-----`-----\-----------')--------------</( ),__C jf ~~~~~~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~~~ ~\~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~~ ~ \\ ~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ \\ ~ ~~~ ~~~ ~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
On the comment from a kayaker that sharks prefer yellow kayaks... "No No NOOoo... you've got it ALL wrong! Sharks don't like yellow! They prefer chartreuse! I know this because I've never seen them paddling any other color!" _ _ / \O/ \ _ _ " / \O/ \ " ______ ,,/' ) ,,___,~~~~""""~~~ / <, ~@ / `vvvvvvvv, )))) / ^^^^^^" \ `~~~~~~, ( | _____ ,) \ \ / _____ (_____>-----------/----\ /--/-----------<_____) / \_/ / _________________ ___ _|___________ (____________________. \ CHARTREUSE GOOSE /| ~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~jf~~ o o o o o o o o o jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Leisure paddling.... _ _ .----^----. _ / \O/ \ / \ \\ " / \ \\ v---v---v---v---v `\ _ _ | __________\___ / \0/ \ | ( .__________\ . . " | \ / !!!!!!!!!!! \ / | \| ,sSSs,\, blah \ / )\w/( \ ,sSS..)/{) blah _V_ <<..> \ sSSS_v)/ \ \ | | )<*> /\ SS[(\_]___\ | | .=======. <(_/_o_o_ / \sS[_`-+---+) | | | Cooler|---\----+-------+<---->-'---`-----\-------------') ~~~~~~~ ~~~ jf~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~\~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ o \ o \\ o o \\ o o ` o o o o jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Problems of big-footed paddlers in narrow bows.... OhhooOOOOOOOoooooooh I wish I waaaaas in the land of cotton, looong time there where shoes was forgotten, loooook awaaaaay, look awaay, look awaaay, o'er my fifteens.... ,.o., ooooO ( O ) Ooooo ( ) _\ /_ ( ) ____ \ (/[x|||x]\) / ____ (____>======\_)[__|__](_/======<____) ( ^ ) ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~~ ~ (\ ~~ ~~~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~ >jf:-) ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~ (/ ~ ~~ ~~~ ~ ~~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Talent contest for the gang at the local pool... HEY! WhERe's ALL tHOSE BUBbles COmin' fROm!? \ \ Awww, thAt ain't nuth'n! \ Show em your stuff, Joey! | _/ __===__ .o. OK, Here GOES! (/",o (..") &'".o d O b / (@__y "o \ (@ _C ) ( / x |\ /|Y|\ /|V|\ / \ ~o~~o~~ o o ~~~~o~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ o ~ ~o ~~~o ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~(\~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~ ~ o ~~ o ~~ ~ ~ ~~~ >jf:-) ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~ o ~~ ~~ (/ ~~ ~ ~~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Ladies judge the best men's roll.... ! /| / | / | / | \ | +----+ \ /| | 10 | _ d/ @) +--v)+ ,sSSs, /,)--+ \\ sSs||, )\w/( ,sSS..)/| 10 | &&'",o \\s(..s|s <<..> sSSS_v)/+----+ (@__y____ \s(o_s|s )<*> sSS[(\ ] /[_|_]-+-@)-+ [ | ] <(_/+o-o-+ 'sS[_\\] \[_|_] | 10 | [_|__] \--+---| K9+|------'-(^`---------------')-+----+-------'----`-------/ ~~jf ~ ~~+----+~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~ __ ~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ _ woof woof / / /`"a-o / /\.o. ~~ ~~~ ~~ <(_____/( ),_C ~~ / > `v_) ___ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~ / /_/'---,}====<___) ~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ \/ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~~~ ______ ___ /\ _ ____ ~~~ ~ ~~~ (__\/__) ~~~ (___>=\=(`v'_`--')=====<____) /[ ]\ \ \(.o.)' \[_xx_]/ \ \" " ~ ~~~ ~~ ~ ~ \ ^ ~ ~~ ~ \_\ ( .7 ~" jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Fall-out from "El Nino" ( ) ( ) @ , ( ) _/\_/\_/\_ , ( ) _(\_/\_/\_/\/\_ ___ , @ ( ) _(\_\_/\_/\_\_\_ \_//__ , , ( ) _(\_/((((((((((\_\_\_\_//__, ( ) _(\_/________<<<((((\_\_\_//_/__ ( ) _,~~~(\_/'/ ((|)) \__<<(((\_\_\_\_/_/__ , (@)))<<<< ~~~>> <<<(\__<((\_\_\_/_/__/__@ , , SSSSsssSSScccccccc <<<<(((\ @ \_\_\_\_/_/_ @ , `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ <<, ( , @ \_\_\_/_/_/, @ , `VVVVVVVVVVVVVV\/\ @ , ( @_\_\_\ @, , \ ( , .((( \_\_\_\_/ ) ,o ,.o., , \ , , ( @ ,\_\_\@ , uh oh o( O )o ^^^^^^^^^/ ( @ ( @ @@ ,) ), _\ /_ ( ( @@ ( @ , @) , @ ____ {x|||x} (@ ( @ @ @aa @ @a ) ' ~~ ~ (____>======@V{__x__}V@=====( @( @a(@ jf:-) @ ) ~~ ~~~ ~~ ( ^ ) ( @@@~~ ( ( @@ ) ) ) ) ~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ( @( @@@@ (~~~~~( @@~~~( )~~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~ ~ ~~ ~~~@@~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
On a discussion about what happens to a paddler's love life when he wears his sexy pfd 100% of the time.... you never know what might turn up... \ / | \ / \ | / __ ___ / __( ( )_ _( )___ \ | / _( ( ) __ _( )__ _( _( ) ______ ( ) ( ( )_ ( ( )__ __( ( ) _________ _( ______( ) _( ( ) (___ _ ___) ( ) / | (_______ ( _ _ ) | \ (_____ __ _(_ _ _ ) _ _ / \ / \O/ \ \ " / | _ _ \ / \O/ \ | " __/ ( /",o ((@ y _\`(_ sSSs, [ ['\"] (.`SSSSs, |__\ \L___ ___(,_SSSsSs_ \-------------------+--`----@)----(____ `' __)---/ ~~jf~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(` ; /SS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~ `\ ^ (SSs ~~ ~~~~~ ~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ ~ /` `' \Ss` ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~uuuuuuuSs`~~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~'UUUUUUUU ~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ \UUUUUU/ ~~~ ~ \UUUU/ ~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~~ \UUU /\ \UU\ / `} ~~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~ (\ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~ \UU\/ ``} >jf:-) jf" ,_.} ~~ ~~~~ ~(/~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~~/ `` \ ~~ / `,~'" ~~ ~~~ '~~' jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Kayaker on the ski slope... "WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREEEE!!!" Y/ Y Y \/ \\ // || \\ / \\Y Y/ ||/ \Y _ \\ || ||% || % (e)< || //~% \\ %||/~~% __//) |\// %// // %~~`--m~~%=\_ \__ || //% %~' %\__ \ ||//% \ \ / / % \ V / | ` | _____| @} _ /~/ __L | \ ______ ____ @'"\//e| | | ___ ___ __ WHUUUMP!! (@ ~| | | ____ ____ _ ,####____L_ | =####(______!,)-|----------(- ___ ______ ______ # | | | ,| ________ |__|___L__[| , ____ ________ ___ (________|_| `~~, | | | `~~~, | | | ~, `~~~~,___ {@ | | `~~"""~~ `,,, ,~~~~~,,,, | jf | ~~~'""" ,~~'' `~, ..~~~,,,"""~~ ~~'' _,~ `__ """"~~~```~~'''' ___,~',,,~/ `,__ ,~~~.__ .~''''' ,'"" "" """"~~ ~~''''~~~...~~~'''' jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Taking the wok along. Good for stir fry and protection against gull bombings. A real cat's meow. _ _ / \O/ \ " | | _ _ _ | \\ / \0/ \ \\ " * `\ .-~-. ,sSSs,\, W .'_____`. ,sSS..)/{) wWw W "<<..>" sSSS_v)/ \ ^-^/ \w )<*> sSS[(\_]___\ <6,6> ( / <(_/_o_o_ 'sS[_`-+---+) "O"// \7 \----+-------+-------'---`-----\------c/--c/---') ~~~~~~~ ~~jf ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~\~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ o \ o \\ o o \\ o o ` (\ o o >jf:-) o (/ o jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Birds on bows... _,_ ,==(~ \ ) / _ .'/ __ _ ___ \\ { `~.. / \(Q)/ \ \\ \ `. |`| `\ `. `. ^ ^ ,sSSs,\, ``\ , \ )\w/( ,sSS..)/{) `|\|"\\\ <<..> sSSS_v)/ \ | \ "`" )<*> sSS[(\_]___\ | / <(_/_o_o_ 'sS[_`-+---+) |/ \----+-------+-------'---`-----\--------n----') ~~~~~~~ ~~jf ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~\~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ o \ o \\ o o \\ o o ` (\ o o >jf:-) o (/ o jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Paddling with Tiny. \ / | \ / \ | / __ ___ / __( ( )_ _( )___ \ | / _( ( ) __ __ _ _( )__ _( _( ) ______ ( ) ( ( )_ __ ( ( )__ __( ( ) ________ __ _( ______( ) _( ( ) ___ ___ _ __ (___ _ ___) ( ) __ ____ / | (_______ ( _ _ ) __ _ ___ | \ (_____ __ _(_ _ _ ) / \ / | \ _ _ / \O/ \ / | \ " __ __ _ _ _ ///\wVw/\\\ \\ / \0/ \ ////|\\\\ \\ " /// Y \\\ `\ (((/v\))) _/ \, //"\\ (/",o /{) _ ///|\\\ _ (@__y// \ ||\///"\\\/|| [ [.`,___\ \\\\||"||//// [___`----+) \-----mm-`mm"mm--mm---------+---+-----\---------------') ~~~~jf~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~\~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ o \ o o \\ o o \\ o ` (\ o o >jf:-) o (/ o o o jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
__ (_( )_ ( _ ( ) _ _ (__ (_ _ __ ) / \O/ \ _ _ " / \O/ \ " __ __ ///\www/\\\ ////|\\\\ ____ /// Y \\\ ____ (____>======(((/v\)))======<____) //"\\ _ ///|\\\ _ _ __/ ||\///"\\\/|| \\ _________________( /",o______\\\\||"||////__________ \\ .' (`y _(@__~_ v') "" "" "" "" `. ~~~"'~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ \\~/[ | | ]\~//~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~ ~ `~~~~ ~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~ \__ ~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ o."\ ) ~~~ ~~ > @)) ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~~ _) /_ ~~ ~~~~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~ [ / ] ] ~~ ~ ~~ ~ ___[/ /__] ~~ ~ ~ ~~ \------------------------(@----'--`----------------------/ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~ jf~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~~~ "you ought'n to talk about open-water fetch when Tiny is along." jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Mollie Westie cooling off by the shore with tea and biscuits.... WESTEA BY THE SEA \ | / | / _ _ _ \ _ __ ( )_ _( ( ) __ \ | / _( ( ) ( ) ) ( ( ( ) ( ( )_ ( ( _ _ ) ) _ ( ) _ ( _ ) ( ( _( )_ ( ) ( _ ( ( (_ _) ) (_ (_ ( _ ) ( ( _ ( _ ) / | \ ( _ __ ) | \ / | \ _ _ \ / \O/ \ _ _ , ------^------ , " / \O/ \ , ' ` , " , ' ` , , ' ` , ,' `, ,' `, | _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/|\_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ | /\ /\ | /' '"` `\ | ~ ~~ ~~~ ~ ~~%%%%~ ~ ~~ / _' `_ \ |~~ %%~ ~~~ ~%~ ~~ ~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~ ~ ~%%%~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ /-(#)=(#)-\ | ~~~ ~ ~~ ~%%~ ~ ~ %%%~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~ _ `(<< @ >>)' | ~~ ~ ~~~~ ~ ~%%~~ ~ ~~ ~~ ~ ( `, `. T .' | ; \.'" | "`, | `. {_)"`- \| `-,; .|_`,,,/| ______I__|~~|__I_|____________ | / 8=8 | | | \ | | / |__|8=8 \ | | /__________________________________\ | |------, | ||_) )__( (_| | | ,------| |______| | | |`\"\ /"/'| | | |______| \ / | | | "" "" | | | \ / \ / | | |----------| | | \ / \/ | | | | | | \/ /\ | | /\ / \ | jf | / \ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
_ _ _ _ _ \\ / \0/ \ / \0/ \ \\ " " arf arf! `\ ,sSSs,\, )\w/( ,sSS..)/{) <<..> sSSS_v)/ \ )<*> sSS[(\_]___\ <(_/_o_o_ 'sS[_`-+---+) \----+-------+-------'---`-----\-------------') ~~~~~~~ ~~jf ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~\~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~ \ .-. \\ ~~~ ~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~~ ~ ~ (a ) ~~ ~~ \\ ~ ~~~~ ~ ~~ /'T// ` ~~ ~ ~ / |/ _ _ /___)( ,"" `. ~~ ~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ( "" ,,,, > ~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~~~ ~'~~~~'~~~ o o o o (\ o o >jf:-) o o (/ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
\ / | \ / \ | / __ ___ / __( ( )_ _( )___ \ | / _( ( ) __ _( )__ _( _( ) ( ) ( ( )_ ( ( )__ __( ( ) ( ( ______( ) _( ( ) (___ _ ___) ( ) / | (_______ ( _ _ ) | \ (_____ __ _(_ _ _ ) / \ / | \ / | \ .----^----. _ / \ \\ _ _ / \ \\ / \0/ \ v---v---v---v---v \ " | x~x | ,,___/___\____,, )\w/( ,sSS..)/{) <<..> sSSS_v)/ \ )<*> sSS[(\_]___\ <(_/_o_o_ 'sS[_`-+---+) \----+-------+-------'---`-----\-------------') ~~~~~~~ ~~jf ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~\~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ o \ o \\ o o \\ o o ` o o o jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Just when you thought it was safe to open the door.... || "KNOCK KNOCK" || || _..._ ,-----, || ,,___,~~~~"""' `"v" ' || <, ~@ / || `vvvvvvvv, )))) / || ^^^^^^" ; || `~~~~~~, \ ( || .------'' ,) \ | / || ". ,/ ; | / || "--_ / : / / ||=() / \ __/ / || | ___[__}___ || | | | || | | Land | || \ | Shark | || \ `----------' || `. / || `, ( /} || `-__ \/ } || ) / ||___________ / ( |jf__________|___________'~'' ||_______________________|______________ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Kayak bow ornaments for maximum visibility... _ _ _ _ _ \\ / \0/ \ / \0/ \ \\ " " `\ ,sSSs,\, )\w/( ,sSS..)/{) <<..> sSSS_v)/ \ _:""", )<*> sSS[(\_]___\ _/'`/(|)"~--~~--'@ <(_/_o_o_ 'sS[_`-+---+) _/'`'- ,~v~V~~v~V \----+-------+-------'---`-----\---/'`-',_,, '~^~^~^~^; ~~~~~~~~jf ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~\~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~"'~~~~~ o \ o \\ o o \\ o ` (\ o o >jf:-) o (/ o jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Miami Christmas _ _, _ _, (-<~ \ (-<~ \ ) / ) / // // HO! HO ! // ,,.---. // ,,,---, HO! // / \\ // / \\ // / \\ \\ \ // / \\ \\ \ O :`--' v vvV\ | :`--' v vvV\ | / \ ___ """`---\ / \| .'"""`---\ / \| ooooo _( \ `. \| .' || ` - . {..`} ( ) ` - -\- - ' || ` - . { o }} ( ) / || ` - -@-@-- )/ ) /| || _____________(:____\______jf_)_ / | || \ / ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~ ~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~ jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Kite Sailing..... _______ /| /| / |____/ | /______/ | | | /| |______|/ | | | | /| |__|___|/ / | | / \ / |______|/ | / \ / / \ | / __ / ___ / __( ( / )_ _( )___ \ | / _( ( / ) __ _( )__ _( / _( ) ______ ( ) ( / ( )_ ( ( )__ / __( ( ) _________ _( ______( ) / _( ( ) (___ _ ___) / ( ) / | (___ / _ ( _ _ ) / (_____ __ _(_ _ _ ) _ _ / | / \ / \O/ \ | /_ " / / \ | / \ / / / / __ __ / _ _ _ ///\wVw/\\\ / \\ / \0/ \ ////|\\\\ / \\ " /// Y \\\ / `\ (((/v\))) / _/ \, //"\\ {"} (/",o /{) _ ///|\\V/ / (@__y// \ ||\///"\\\/|| [ [.`,___\ \\\\||"||//// [___`----+) \--mm-`mm"----mm------+---+-----\---------------') ~~~~jf~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~\~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~ o \ o o \\ o o \\ o ` (\ o o >jf:-) o (/ o o o jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Paddling with silent partners.... _,_ ,==(~ \ ) / _ .'/ __ _ ___ \\ { `~.. / \(Q)/ \ \\ \ `. |`| `\ `. `. ^ ^ ,sSSs,\, ``\ , \ )\w/( ,sSS..)/{) `|\|"\\\ <<..> sSSS_v)/ \ | \ "`" )<*> sSS[(\_]___\ | / <(_/_o_o_ _ 'sS[_`-+---+) |/ \----+-------+-\\----'---`-----\--------n----') ~~~~~~~ ~~jf ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~\\~ ~~~~~~~ ~~~~\~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~ '\ \ ~~ ~ ~ \ ~~ ~~~~ \\ ~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~~ / \ \\ (/",o /{) ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~ ~ <\(---'}/ \ ~~ ~ ~ ~~~ ~~ ~~~ ~ ~~ ~ <7*""""\ \ [ \"\\___\ ~~ ~ ~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~ [___`------) ~~ ~ \----------------- '-----`-----\-------------') ~~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~~~~ ~ ~~ ~~~~~~~ ~\~~~ ~~~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~ \\ (\ \\ o o <jf:-) o (/ o jf:-)
© Jackie Fenton
Ahem.... thankya thankya thankya _ _ _ _ _ // / \0/ \ / \0/ \ // " " /' / )\w/( ,sss, / <<..> _____sSSSSSSs_____/ )<*> (@---sSS`-o-'Ss---+) <(_/o_o)_ 'sS[___]Ss` / \----+------+--------'---`---/----------------') ~~~~~~~ ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~/~~~~ ~ ~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~ ~ ~~~ ~~~ ~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ / ~~ ~~~~~~~ ~~ ~~~~ ~ // ~~~ ~~ ~~~ //~~ ~~~ ~~~ ~ ~~ ` jf:-)
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